TUDUM AND GLOOM.Tesla crashes, Elon rages, and Netflix just bought The X-Files — plus Scully’s eyebrows, Mulder’s brainwaves, and the rights to your streaming paranoia.

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On June 5, 2025, T launched a fiery tirade, claiming M owed him everything and branding him “crazy” after Tesla’s stock took a dramatic nosedive. M* hit back on X with his signature snark, mocking T’s delusions of grandeur, setting off a viral spiral of memes, market chaos, and investor panic. While Tesla’s value plunged, the satirical “Blunderz LMAO Index” soared, as Wall Street's short sellers (making around $4Billionish – give or take) erupted into fits of public schadenfreude.

We immediately dispatched our unpaid intern, Ms. B. Bull, to NASDAQ. After being temporarily resuscitated from uncontrollable laughter, she recovered just enough to smuggle out exclusive footage from inside the exchange.

Since the incident, Ms. Bull has declared herself a permanent bear on Tesla, and a ride-or-die fan of The X-Files, insisting:“The Truth Is Out There” - somewhere between flying Cybertruck parts and golf clubs swinging at Mar-a-Lago.

Following the incident, Netflix reportedly acquired not only every episode and season of The X-Files, but also secured rights to any and all future seasons — including those that haven’t been written, conceived, or even imagined yet. Insiders claim the deal also includes deleted scenes, telepathic thoughts of Mulder, and exclusive rights to Scully’s skeptical eyebrow raises.

When asked for comment, a Netflix exec muttered, “The Truth Is Ours Now.”

Rumors are swirling that Season 12 may premiere live from Area 51, featuring a guest appearance by Ms. B. Bull investigating streaming conspiracies, armed only with a VHS tape and a VPN.